Free Ballin'

Title: Free Ballin’
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Neal & Peter UST or Neal/Peter
Spoilers: nada
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Free balls; tea baggin' I guess
Word Count: song-sized
Summary: White Collar parody of Tom Petty's Free Fallin’. (First 2 lines are the same as elrhiarhodan's version, because I wrote them on twitter, and she used them [with my permission] for her version.)
A/N: Some might say I am a little obsessed with free ballin'. And.... they wouldn't be wrong. I mean, at least when it comes to White Collar and the WC boys in real life. Whether it's Keller in his orange scrubs in Payback or Neal in his silk pj pants in Pilot... or Matt Bomer alluding to free ballin' on Watch What Happens Live on Bravo!... or elrhiarhodan's awesome RPF of Matt getting reading for the GGs, free ballin' in his tux... I love it all.

Thanks to elrhiarhodan and rabidchild67 for inspiration. And to Matt/Neal and Ross/Keller for their balls. And Tim who probably free balls too. And And if he doesn't, he should. As you'll see below, I don't think Peter free balls it. But again, he should. Cause you know he wants to.


( Below are Free Balls )