Free Ballin'
Sep. 15th, 2011 04:07 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lauracollaredTitle: Free Ballin’
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Neal & Peter UST or Neal/Peter
Spoilers: nada
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Free balls; tea baggin' I guess
Word Count: song-sized
Summary: White Collar parody of Tom Petty's Free Fallin’. (First 2 lines are the same as elrhiarhodan's version, because I wrote them on twitter, and she used them [with my permission] for her version.)
A/N: Some might say I am a little obsessed with free ballin'. And.... they wouldn't be wrong. I mean, at least when it comes to White Collar and the WC boys in real life. Whether it's Keller in his orange scrubs in Payback or Neal in his silk pj pants in Pilot... or Matt Bomer alluding to free ballin' on Watch What Happens Live on Bravo!... or elrhiarhodan's awesome RPF of Matt getting reading for the GGs, free ballin' in his tux... I love it all.
Thanks to elrhiarhodan and rabidchild67 for inspiration. And to Matt/Neal and Ross/Keller for their balls. And Tim who probably free balls too. And And if he doesn't, he should. As you'll see below, I don't think Peter free balls it. But again, he should. Cause you know he wants to.
He’s a con man... broke out of prison
Loves women... and his partner too.
He's a forger... loves breakin' the rules
Keeps his balls free... to feel the breeze.
It's a long day.... in the van
There's a smell... of deviled ham.
And he's a bad boy... tempting with free balls,
He knows his partner... wants to give them a squeeze.
Yeah, Neal's free... free ballin'
Yeah, he's free... free ballin'.
He's a G-man... walks the straight and narrow...
Rides horses... when he has to...
He doesn't free ball... but kinda wants to....
Gets a hard on... watching Neal walk by.
Loves him free... free ballin'
Yeah, Neal's free... free ballin'.
He wants to grab them... control them in his hands....
Pull Neal's thick cock... along for the ride....
Lick his wide tongue... up that damn sack....
Put the whole junk... full in his mouth.
Yeah he's free.... free ballin'....
Damn you, Neal.... for free ballin'!
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Neal & Peter UST or Neal/Peter
Spoilers: nada
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Free balls; tea baggin' I guess
Word Count: song-sized
Summary: White Collar parody of Tom Petty's Free Fallin’. (First 2 lines are the same as elrhiarhodan's version, because I wrote them on twitter, and she used them [with my permission] for her version.)
A/N: Some might say I am a little obsessed with free ballin'. And.... they wouldn't be wrong. I mean, at least when it comes to White Collar and the WC boys in real life. Whether it's Keller in his orange scrubs in Payback or Neal in his silk pj pants in Pilot... or Matt Bomer alluding to free ballin' on Watch What Happens Live on Bravo!... or elrhiarhodan's awesome RPF of Matt getting reading for the GGs, free ballin' in his tux... I love it all.
Thanks to elrhiarhodan and rabidchild67 for inspiration. And to Matt/Neal and Ross/Keller for their balls. And Tim who probably free balls too. And And if he doesn't, he should. As you'll see below, I don't think Peter free balls it. But again, he should. Cause you know he wants to.
He’s a con man... broke out of prison
Loves women... and his partner too.
He's a forger... loves breakin' the rules
Keeps his balls free... to feel the breeze.
It's a long day.... in the van
There's a smell... of deviled ham.
And he's a bad boy... tempting with free balls,
He knows his partner... wants to give them a squeeze.
Yeah, Neal's free... free ballin'
Yeah, he's free... free ballin'.
He's a G-man... walks the straight and narrow...
Rides horses... when he has to...
He doesn't free ball... but kinda wants to....
Gets a hard on... watching Neal walk by.
Loves him free... free ballin'
Yeah, Neal's free... free ballin'.
He wants to grab them... control them in his hands....
Pull Neal's thick cock... along for the ride....
Lick his wide tongue... up that damn sack....
Put the whole junk... full in his mouth.
Yeah he's free.... free ballin'....
Damn you, Neal.... for free ballin'!
